The recent reclassification of Pluto to dwarf planet status had 

me thinking what would Pluto/Hades, Lord of Death think of 

 that himself? So,I channelled Pluto and this is what he had to

say:

 

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, this is Pluto, Lord of the Underworld, known as

 Hades to the Greeks. I’m laughing all the way to the bank -

you know my name means riches, don't you? because a few

puny human Astronomers voted to downsize me from planetary

status to what? A dwarf? Methinks not.

These guys clearly think bigger is better. Obviously they have

little dicks and are self conscious about it. I don’t worry about

them. But they don’t know dick about psychology or myth-

ology and symbolism. They clearly have lost touch with their

souls. They want to be immortal. All those topics come under

my domain. I am The Lord of Death, Sexuality, Waste, Secrets,

Transformation,  Reproduction, Power and Control, Obsession

I rule the Soul.

These puny mortals have gotten bilked by their egos and their

“scientific method.” They are sooo behind the times. The latest

discoveries at the edge of Science, Quantum Physics show

that what you call Spirituality and Scientific knowledge are one.

These guys are split. Too bad.

 

The Ancient Greeks knew enough or at least had some sense

of humility to know you don’t mock the Gods.This is bad timing

on their part. Astrology was the ancient science, the stars and

the Gods were seen as one.

It’s like they’re attempting to demote death, control it, which

they are attempting to do by unraveling the DNA codes,arti-

ficially create life, integrate robotics with humans. You can’t

become immortal on the physical plane. It’s nonsensical too

obsess about only the physical plane and ignore at your own

peril the depths of the Soul, the unconscious, the spiritual

planes. 

My physical device, the planet Pluto is closing in on the

Galactic Centre this year. Should I be bothered about 23 Astro-

nomers? No, but the history books, astronomy books, stories

and legends will change as a result of their stupidity. Besides,

I endure forever and most scientific theories always change.

 

Yes, new Archetypes are being evolved, but you don’t bring

down a primal God. Humans were formed in the God’s images.

All of my rulerships aren’t going to disappear now. We’ll see

about that.

 

I’ll show them how planetary status or no impacts humans. As

I said this was the worst possible time to choose a move like

this.

 

When you no longer pay homages to the Ancient Gods you

lose wholeness in the psyche in your soul. The mythic images

are Archetypal, preprogrammed into your consciousness. Do

they rueally have the hubris to think they can re-classify that?

For  100,000 years the human physical body, like the rest of

existence on the physical plane dies, decays, providing the

humus for new growth. Otherwise there is stasis, limbo, in the

Twilight Zone, zombies. All births become deaths, such is the

nature of life. I am the harvester, the recycler, the repo-man.

Their puny  little theories don’t affect that. 

But their Scorpionic tendancies shown by their motivations

is ironic to say the least.

 

We’ll see who has the last laugh now.