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Laughter is the best medicine. I always secretly dreamed of being a commedienne. I loved Jerry Lewis, Red Skelton, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball, the Marx Brothers, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Steve Wright, Albert Brooks, Danny Kaye, Andy Kauffman,Steve Martin, etc.  {Richard Pryor and Steve Wright are both Sagittarians}.
 
I take my work seriously but it's also important not to take ourselves, our lives, and the daily stuff of it toooo seriously.
 
Sponge Bob is great! He's the Pee Wee Herman of the 21st Century.
 

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PM HArper

And here is our Canadian Prime Minister Steven Harper. Notice any resemblance between the two cartoon figures?
 
Sponge Bob... Steven Harper
 
Separated at Birth?
 
They look like Siamese twins.

I'd have voted for Sponge Bob if he'd run for the Canadian Election. But hey, we virtually got "Sponge Bob"  anyway as Mr. Harper sure is soaking up Mr. Bush's twisted version of World Politics.
 
I think the real Sponge Bob is waaay cuter anyway. And he'd never send Canadian troops to fight in Afghanistan, Lebannon or wherever.
 
World politics certainly need some good humour medicine. Commedian Albert Brooks tried to throw some light on the subject in a recent film.
 
It's no laughing matter when innocent civilians are being bombed, and their homes destroyed.
 
As has been said before: Let the politicians duke it out themselves or have a comedic contest to see who the funniest politician is. If they bomb in that contest-no one gets hurt.

A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT:

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."


Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.


I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.


I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included.


What's another word for Thesaurus?

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

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Pee Wee Herman

The Mystical Poet RUMI
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And of course Pee Wee. "I know you are, but what am I?"
 
Juxtaposed with the poetry of the Mystic Rumi, Sufi, dervish, inspirer of millions,800 years after his death.
think about it...
 
 
A WITCHY JOKE
what c & w inspired song to witches sing on Oct. 30th?
"It won't be long before it's scrying time."
 
A joke about Baggage:
This is a joke that my Dad used to tell when I was a kid. My Dad loved to tell jokes. This was one of my favourites and the earliest one I remember, I was about 5 or 6 at the time:

" A conductor comes down the aisle of a train taking tickets and trips over a large suitcase sitting in the aisle. The conductor says to the little old Jewish man sitting beside the suitcase. Please move that suitcase.
The little old man doesn't move a muscle, looks at the conductor and sings: "Yidle deedle didle deedle yidle deedle di di." The conductor leaves with a hhrumph.
Later the conductor comes down the aisle taking tickets once again, and again trips over the suitcase. He is angrier and says to the man. You better move that suitcase. But the little old Jewish man just sits there and sings.  "Yidle deedle didle deedle yidle deedle di di." The conductor leaves angrily.
 Later the conductor comes once again down the aisle and again trips over the suitcase. The conductor is mad and shouts at the little man. You better move that suitcase or I'm going to throw it off this train. The little old Jewish man just sits there and sings, "Yidle deedle didle deedle yidle deedle di di."  So the conductor says O.K. that's it. He picks up the suitcase and throws it out the window.
And the little old Jewish man just sits there and sings, "Yidle deedle didle deedle yidle deedle di di.  It's not my suitcase."
 
 
And speaking of dumping your baggage, check out my favourite Guru Swami Beyondananda by clicking his image on the flying carpet and sail with him to the highest heights of Giggledom. And don't forget to come back y'all here? Just press the back button on your toolbar after you visit the Swami's site.

Swami Beyondananda
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you seen this?
 
Is China really ready for the Olympics?

A Great Translation aptly named toilet paper
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it says it all
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the revolution
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